it's true, i have one. i have a super-secret internet crush. what is that? well i'm gald you asked. basically one day i was reading a friends blog and noticed several ever so enticing links to other blogs/websites. i began looking through those and found one that caught my eye, one that got me intrigued and made me what to read a little bit more of the things this guy had written. what he had to say was pretty awesome and he's pretty cute and well one thing lead to another and here we are, velma with a super-secret internet crush. i have devised several rules for super-secret internet crushing, please be cautious.
- never reveal your identity to your super-secret internet crush (ie. leave comments on their wall, initiate a 'friendship' on facebook)
- never make other decisions based on the idea that 'someday i may met my super-secret internet crush' (ie. not go on another date with someone else because someday i may met my super-secret internet crush and i want to be available for him)
- do not be hit # 330,342-330,400 on his tally of how may hits he's gotten on his webpage(ie. do not go to his blog/webpage more than once a day)
- if he does make a new years resolution to go on 4 dates this year do not assume you will be one (or all) of them and begin making plans about when you're available
- if you do happen to run into him in a public place you can introduce yourself but at all costs never reveal your identity as his super-secret internet crush.
that's about all the rules i have for now. please feel free to add any additional rules or words of wisdom.
2 comments:
Yes, it's true, I found great enjoyment in reading the rules! Only thing I can add is that you probably won't want to make this known to anyone who actually knows the secret crush b/c that could tempt them to intervene and then it would no longer be super secret. ?? just a thought:)
velma!
this is hilarious!!!!
i love the rules to this and appreciate your honesty.
the one hit a day may need to be brought down to less...but hey this is coming from a girl who has a crush on a 21 yr. old...when I am about to be 27! who knew...maybe we need to outsource a bit more for these crushes!
tell everybody hello...lovin the goals and the blogs!
-flash...aka..."the bitch who needs to move back to the fort"
....or at least come to visit!
:o)
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